There are a few important things I need to say before you crack into my insanely sweet game. (Oof. Here we go again.) I’m a mercenary with an accelerated healing factor. I’ve been described as unstable, which is just plain coo-coo. (Wait, do sane people say coo-coo?) I’m gonna battle for the safety of humans and mutants. (And even mumans.) Be prepared for just about anything. (Holla!)
Key Features:
I made sure to capture all my good sides, so I made my game a third-person action-shooter. (Yep, you get to look at my heinie.)
Keep a look out cuz some of my X-Men pals (Whoa, what pals?!) are making an appearance. (Hope you don’t mind picking hair out of your tacos.)
I’m really good at killing, so I made it a blast stringing together combos, and totally eviscerating my enemies. (Ev-is-cer-a-ting!)
I brought my skills and a buttload of my favorite things. Katanas (check), guns (bang!) explosives (boom), duct tape (quack) and of course, yours truly – ME! (Checkmate!)
Merc with a Map Pack:
After an entire game of humiliating goons, there are still bad guys out there who think they can cha-cha with Deadpool. So to meet market demand for my unique brand of butt-kicking, I’m unleashing my “Merc with a Map Pack”, adding two new maps to Challenge Mode, starring yours truly against increasingly brutal waves of enemies:
GRT Plaza: Mr. Sinister’s clone army has taken over, but I’m imposing a strict ‘no loitering’ ordinance.
Inside the Tower: Mr. Sinister’s goons are having a party in his new digs so I’ve decided to crash and give free bullets for everyone.
Master each map to move up to Infinite Mode, where the mayhem doesn’t stop. I should also mention Infinite Mode features two new, form-fitting suits for my wardrobe.
D-Pooly: Some looser threads to give my goods a rest from that chafing spandex.
Uncanny X-Force: Dark and slimming – the perfect accessory for a chimichanga binge.
C’mon! You never buy me nice outfits! Just download it already! Available for limited time.
- OS:Windows 8, Windows 7, Windows Vista, Windows XP
- Processor:Intel Core 2 Duo E8200 @ 2.66 GHz or AMD Phenom X3 8750
- Memory:2 GB RAM
- Graphics:GeForce 8800 GT series with 512 MB RAM or ATI Radeon HD4850 with 512MB RAM
- DirectX®:9.0c
- Hard Drive:7 GB HD space
- Sound:DirectX® 9.0c or later
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